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Note, This review is not the actual one. It covers all the stuff, but is tremendously cut. I suggest reading the actual review, but since I do know it is quite long, enjoy this short "joke" review. Check out the actual review here: Madworld Review Wii
I rent game b/c heard 4 hours. Minimal investment.
Beat game once on normal; 5 hours.
Story: Jack kill people. The End. Lingering voices;duty, honor, policy. NO, #1 = killing.
Graphics: NO progressive scan?! Blasphemy. 21st century fail
Eye popping graphics. Welldone B/W JFO, some yellow. Maybe Increase eyesite
Minor slowdowns. Cutscene = remove enemies then reappear.
Repetitious animations. Smash helicopter 5 times? ARG!
Enemies: Kill enemies in interesting ways. You is on TV.
Enemies vary on levels.
Theme levels make ninjas + space guys. They like Special attracting items.
Minibosses: Some hard, some easy, immediate problem.
Bosses: Punchout style if you want to win. Your Lives = 2 normal, 0 hard. Respawn = enemy keep damage. Nice. Punch or Chainsaw, good either way.
Power Struggle = chance for carnage damage.
Ways to kill: You have chainsaw = 1 hit kill. Avoid, kill more better ways. A= fist kill, B = chainsaw kill. Special is nicer.
Not unlimited killing instruments. :(
Handheld weapons: Each level maybe 1-2. Usually club or dual knives. I disliked both. These bored me. Level specific items: both good and bad, want on all levels.
Every level has Poles, barrels and rose gardens. Up to 5 in head. Combo with flaming barrels and dumpsters.
Annoying garden roses, must repeat animation 3 times, no no no.
Throw into things = cool/useful. Make cool deaths / save time.
Black Baron and the Bloodbath Challenges: The Black Baron, pimpin pottymouth.
Running killing gag = entertainment.
Bloodbath challenges, slice up main game, sidequest is good. Creative and unique.
Control: Waggle = not overloaded, enough. Sometimes, hard to get B when waggling.
Jack Bike Missions = limited in scope and fun. No Mario Kart
Taunt button = meh
Music: Hiphop and rap. Not Sonic Adventure 2’s Knuckle Bad. Some catchy.
Yo Yo Yo, have an example.
Sounds = decent. Wii-Mote sounds = good addition.
Voice Actors not bad.
Commentary: No lols but witty. Greg Proops and John Dimaggio = :D.
Repeating dialogue. Repeating dialogue repeating dialogue. Not enough for pickups. :(
Conclusion: This whole review is the conclusion.
1. http://thenumber35.webs.com/walkthroughs/mad_world_script.html
Check out that link for an unofficial version of the script. Check it out if you want to see what the commentators are actually saying.
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